everyone is drunk except me :(
vicksvaporlube asked: your blog is funny. I like it.
IM SO JITTERY AND HYPER I SLEPT FOR 14 HOURS LAST...
should i change my url to kardoucheian.tumblr.com or keep it as tacobellporn?
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
1613th: sup3rficial: wtf is this i posted this exact video this morning changing the source to chelseawoosh to explain it all
lostcivilization replied to your post: what is your best comeback/insult? “where i come from, everything happens behind your back” DON’T TURN AROUND: THE FAIRFIELD COUNTRY SAGA seriously though
Anonymous asked: what is your best comeback/insult?
The accuracy is scary lol
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER