Illegitimi Non Carborundum: Archive

everyone is drunk except me :(

Jan 1st

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vicksvaporlube asked: your blog is funny. I like it.

Dec 31st

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IM SO JITTERY AND HYPER I SLEPT FOR 14 HOURS LAST...

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Dec 31st

QUICK POLL

should i change my url to kardoucheian.tumblr.com or keep it as tacobellporn?

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
me: whoops

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Watch

1613th: sup3rficial: wtf is this i posted this exact video this morning changing the source to chelseawoosh to explain it all

Dec 29th

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lostcivilization replied to your post: what is your best comeback/insult? “where i come from, everything happens behind your back” DON’T TURN AROUND: THE FAIRFIELD COUNTRY SAGA seriously though

Dec 29th

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Anonymous asked: what is your best comeback/insult?

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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The accuracy is scary lol

interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER

Dec 28th

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