When I find myself in times of trouble
britney spears comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
tagged as: #fuck, i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection”
tagged as: #fuck, 
tagged as: #women, #ladies, #females, #sex, #vagina, #pussy, #wet, #moist, #bathroom, #gas station, #signs, #slippery, #wet, #whore, #bitch, #fuck, #shag, 
tagged as: #snooki, #jersey shore, #beach, #sand, #jersey shore season 3, #funny, #drunk, #stupid, #dumb, #awkward, #shit, #bitch, #fuck, #guido, #guidette, #tan, 
tagged as: #f u autocorrect, #auto correct, #sexting, #santa, #coal, #christmas, #holidays, #naughty girl, #wtf, #funny, #shit, #fuck, #bitch,
That awkward moment when you’re playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flys across the room.
tagged as: #will smith, #fresh prince of bel air, #the office, #funny, #shit, #bitch, #fuck, #awkward moment, #pen, #class, #school, #class room,
Everyone’s looking at you like
And you’re just like
tagged as: #will smith, #fresh prince of bel air, #the office, #funny, #shit, #bitch, #fuck, #awkward moment, #pen, #class, #school, #class room, 
“This is difficult but, we lost our house” “Oh, that was careless”
tagged as: #skins, #funny, #quote, #england, #britain, #UK, #united kingdom, #shit, #fuck, #bitch,
tagged as: #skins, #funny, #quote, #england, #britain, #UK, #united kingdom, #shit, #fuck, #bitch,
That moment when you’re reading a book and you read a sentence that contains the title of the book.
tagged as: #books, #reading, #library, #book store, #funny, #shit, #fuck, #bitch, #sentence, #words, #titles,
billisnotscheisse:snapesgrudge:
I HOPE THIS COUNTS FOR MOVIES TOO, I DONT READ
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